Mission Fait Accompli

Agents KSan and Mego are recuperating and debriefing from top-secret Operation Desert Baby. Effen Black Cherry was replaced with copious amounts of Grey Goose in the form of Black Martinis, and HQ (known to civilians as TI) was fully stocked with requisite marble, cheesy lip-synch/skimpy bikini costume show ("The Sirens of TI") and Cheeto Puffs and Oriental Mix issued at Zero-Four Hundred hours. Full report forthcoming.

...I mean, yeah, of course we totally looked for the baby in Vegas.