Now That We've Had A Couple Weeks For It To Sink In...

Come on, people.

Throw in some Photoshop, a bazillion dollars, and an "I'm Clear" onesie and what do you got?

Do Imaginary Babies Poop Gold?

I don't know. I this could be anyone's poop.

We've Got Seven Bucks Between Us...

How about you sell us those baby pictures now, buddy?

You Know, I Haven't Been Seen In A Long Time Either, You Wankers

It Was The End Of The River Alright

"I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen.

But I've seen no baby. Not here.

...And now, a poem..."

"Last Night I Dreamt I Went To Manderley Again..."

Sigh.

I Really Really Wanna Ziga-Zig Ahhhh

Right love, but a bloody balled-up tea towel up your jumper is not a baby.

Now hand me those Jimmy Choos, will you, love?

Sleepy Suri Sighted?

The polka-dot-clad (and early talking) infant reportedly repeated,

"Mommy, I want another drink of water! Mommy, I want another drink of water!"