Traffic Stopper

Las Vegas, NV. - Late yesterday. Suri Cruise was spotted in a stalled car in the middle of Tropicana Avenue. Smoking a cigar and lounging with her bare feet hanging out of the driver's side window she was heard to have said "Well, as long as I can keep KSan from making her flight 45 minutes in advanced, my work here is done."

Shortly thereafter she was spotted being beamed into the sky, enveloped in a shining shaft of light.
Space mission accomplished baby?