Do Imaginary Babies Poop Gold?

I don't know. I this could be anyone's poop.

We've Got Seven Bucks Between Us...

How about you sell us those baby pictures now, buddy?

You Know, I Haven't Been Seen In A Long Time Either, You Wankers

It Was The End Of The River Alright

"I've seen horrors...horrors that you've seen.

But I've seen no baby. Not here.

...And now, a poem..."

"Last Night I Dreamt I Went To Manderley Again..."

Sigh.

I Really Really Wanna Ziga-Zig Ahhhh

Right love, but a bloody balled-up tea towel up your jumper is not a baby.

Now hand me those Jimmy Choos, will you, love?

Sleepy Suri Sighted?

The polka-dot-clad (and early talking) infant reportedly repeated,

"Mommy, I want another drink of water! Mommy, I want another drink of water!"

Cuddly Cease-Fire

The bombing shall stop...as soon as the baby appears.

We have many gifts of booties, nappies, and AK-47s for her

Our Very Own Scroll Down

Most often "Paris Hilton" and baby aren't two words you would put together in a sentance. Unless the sentance was "Oh dear God, don't let Paris Hilton have a baby."
However, not too many people on the planet have the papparazzi savvy or the...um, shall we say wide-open-spaces...to conceal a small baby.
Behold, the Might Paris Hilton.

Remember folks, it's a scroll down.



Just what the hell does she have up there?

"She's An Absolute Beauty"

"I loved her. She was much better than "Cats." I'm going to see her again and again!"

RUN KATIE RUN!

Reports are streaming in that Kat(i)e Holmes...Cruise(?) has finally made her break for it and is heading for the comforting hills and vales of Telluride Colorado.

Our SuriSearch Chopper (see previous entry re: Detroit)has been dispatched and is on the way to fly Kat(i)e to safety.

Updates to follow.

The Baby Who Wouldn't Grow Up

Invisababy Suri needs a compound all to "her"self.

Take Me On

You haven't seen a baby in there, have you?

A famous, famous baby?