When You Wish Upon...A Far Off Distant Planet

"Mork calling Xenu. Come in Xenu."

"Mork, who is this Xenu you speak of and why are you trying to call him?"

"Sorry Orson, I hear he's the hot new way to make friends, influence people and lose all of your money here on planet earth."

"Hrm, sounds suspicious if you ask me."

"That's easy for you to say. Oh great and faceless wonder. Can you make a baby out of a beachball? I thought not. Mork out."